Monday, November 24, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008

verus universitas

VOTE FOR CHASE

http://realworldcasting.mtv.com/people/fashionflirt

Amantes sunt amentes part duos

I was looking up definitions of l-o-v-e and I think this is right on....

"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
Alexander Smith




....deeeeyyyumm straight


Saturday, October 4, 2008

just to make myself feel better

abeo

you know how they say change is good?
i've probably said the same thing a million times before
but i'm fucking scared.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Happy first day of fall!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

operor opus

i didn't realize how much work is ahead of me until today.
i really can't wait to get out of santa monica and into a 4 year
but before i do that i gotta
do work

ohh i forgot! i think i dreamed of ivanka last night
lol but im not sure if it was her

Monday, September 15, 2008

novus domus part duos

i relocated again!
and i'm missing everyone more than ever =(
let's all play together again

Friday, August 29, 2008

Mellita, domi adsum!

I survived my first week of college. I have blisters on my feet, lived with my boy, Chase (Holla at cho boy!), and microwaved my own food. It feels so good to be home and have a normal sized computer to type on and have my room cleaned by mother. I'm glad to be home but excited to get back.
Happy Labor Day weekend, errboday! I can't wait to see all yo uglehh faces!

Monday, August 25, 2008

novus domus

living out here feels so surreal.
I'm a big girl now.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Quid fit?

...Wussuhhh

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird/random facts about you. At the end you choose 10 people to tag. List their names and the reason why you're tagging them. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have 'been hit' and to read your blog. You cannot tag me back. Let me know when you are done, so I can come read yours.


1. I sleep with a teddy bear named Gunther every night. If you're lucky I'll introduce you to him.

2. I really really love mail. Not that dumbbitch email shit. I mean the postage stamped, return addressed, envelope licked mail. Ask for my address and mail me something nice!

3. I have bunyons on my feet. Grossss why'd I tell you that.

4. I write more in my journal at home than in my blog because I can talk shit about you and no one will ever know! haha kidding!

5. I want to be a queen NOW.

6. If people do really annoying things constantly, chances are I'm not friends with them. Unless I'm doing the annoying thing with them.

7. I can't style hair at all. That includes straightening, curling, braiding, etc.

8. I just recently learned how to do my own laundry.

9. I'm terribly shy when it comes to meeting new people.

10. I can speak in as many accents you can name. A few of my favorites are: chola, ghetto, ghetto mixed with chola, british, IVANKAN, miss swan style, and many more that you probably won't understand.

everyone's already done it! So the ten people who see this first have to do it! wooo have fun!!

Monday, August 11, 2008

aqua

i knew it!!

oh and there's a meteor shower tonight! the greek gods are celebrating phelps' 9th, obviously.
go watch the sky and celebrate too.

regina

my status for queendom:

ay7990
: can i be a queen yet
ttibean: lol i guess
ay7990: scooooore
ttibean: what about me?!
ay7990: duchess
ttibean: ahh fuck you
ay7990: no longer a princess
ay7990: you cant just skip!

i'm almost there!
so who knew the latin word for queen is regina?
Regina George = queen bee! tina fey did her research
i know, right?

so after watching the gymnastics pre-lims last night, i have a new goal for myself

and that's to learn and perfect gymnastics in 4 years so i can win the olympic gold with shawn johnson and nastia liukin. i'm totally kidding, but i wanna watch the olympics live in london.
the mumland!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

vita

so life's been treating me well.
i spent my thurs-sat at gonda's house.
we definitely like to gigil.
so we spent the three days talking about life. basically everything there is to know about the two of us. it was therapeutic to say the least. she's really grown on me, that woman.
we went to the americana for nutella filled crepes. delicious.
we watched the olympics opening on friday night. she recorded it so we watched it again at like two in the morning. those drummers are pretty intense man. england's gotta do something craaazy next time.
so we talked more about life and figured out effects. we learned that we love queens and want to be queens ourselves. gonda's a duchess so she's almost there.
we basically had a three day heart to heart marathon. it was lovely.

so as most of you know i'm still looking for apartments and had no such luck in finding normal people. i got emails from pretty crazy people!! like a girl who believed in the paranormal and ghosts (she probably wants a blood sister). i received a message from swingers. hell no!! and yeah, people are weird. but i did find someone i'm considering and i'm really excited to meet them. they seem really nice and i've been talking to them through emails/facebook. so i think this person is the one!
but it's so hard to believe that this stranger might just become one of my good friends. like am i gonna be able to talk to them like i can with my current friends? will they be weirded out by my ghetto side? i guess i'll have to find out for myself.

so let's all be happy and be queens. love life. embrace the change because change can be pretty awesome. and stay true to who you are.
god i sound so cheesy.

lol oh this reminds me...i watched pineapple express
on wed. go watch it and bring an extra pair of pants. you be laughing so hard.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

veho


who said anything about a car?
i really want this bike!!


this helmet's cute too.
why is hello kitty so bad ass?

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

ingens

wow i didn't realize how big my pictures were
i just clicked on the chicken tender penis
that chicken's packin!!
sorry for the huge pics, if you don't wanna see a blown up
pic of whatever it is, be it tiki tender penis or gonda shmiling
don't click!

ohh and i don't know who's posting these anonymous comments
obviously
but umm please stop
if i'm annoying you in any way
don't read my blog or ask if i'm pretty
i'm not writing for you
i'm writing for my friends who love me.
so in the words of will smith and ashley banks:
"back up, back up! mind ya b'ness, just mind ya b'ness!"
=) thank you

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

incito

so i stumbled upon jason mraz's blogspot today
and i think i found my go to blog man
he's really great, you guys should read it
click the link on the right -->
he's inspiring in many ways and he just makes me happy
and i like being happy =)

ohh! lol an update on those natural facials after
that horrible extractor facial before prom
i tried a new one out
it's just honey
all over your face
it sounds kinda dirty, and to be honest it kinda is
but it tastes yummy...

some fun facts about honey:
it's antiseptic
also antibacterial
got a sore throat? eat some honey

and that's all that i can think of, but it does make your skin super soft, i'll tell ya that
i think my next mask attempt will have something to do with lemon juice.

the latin term of the day is
incito
which means
inspire


"In the not too distant time ahead,
There’s a way to get things done without leaving your bed.
There’s a way to go to work just by using your head
It’s a quirk of the network of mind intent.
Just visualize anything that you want
And close your eyes and bring it up to the front
And realize that every sprout is a route to the power of how?
The Power of Now.."

What kind of present does the Present present?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

visio part duos

it's almost that time of the month and that means breakouts!!!
grosss
anyway, instead of getting a facial or whatever, i went online and
looked up some skincare stuff. there were a bunch of homemade
avocado scrubs, lemon toners, oatmeal exfoliators
honestly i was kinda grossed out by them. but there were a lot of rave reviews on
an egg white mask.
a bunch of people say it deep cleans, shrinks pores, whitens (yay!), etc etc
so i'm home alone and i have eggs and i tried it
its so good!
you guys should try it, its super easy and great

egg white mask
you need: one egg white

separate the egg yolk and white above a bowl
if you don't want to waste the yolk
turn on the stove and pull out a frying pan
beat the egg white until foamy
then rub all over your face!
wait for it to dry and wash it off

try it! you won't stank i swear

Friday, July 11, 2008

natalis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GONDA!it was actually on the 9th but whatever!

so on tuesday tracey calls and says her cousin has tickets to an abdc taping and tells me to go
so i get to her house and we're so ready to see mario lopez
we get to warner bros and there's a long line to get in so we wait a lil bit
and some dumb bitch says
"go home, there's no space for you. you came late."
her cousin brian was so upset and he thought it was his fault blah blah blah
it wasn't, abdc is just full of dumb bitches.
anyway, we're leaving the parking structure and this white car drives by and suzette says a girl from fish and chicks is driving it. at least we saw one famous person there.
so we go to santa monica for some bubba gump and said it was traceys birthday for free dessert
woo!
they had stackable cups too
after bubba gump we watched her cousin's hula dancing thing. it was really cute!
so i slept over so we could see gonda the next day
we hung out with joe obusan for a bit and i bought
the five people you meet in heaven
from barnes&noble. it's an amazing book. go read it.
we bought gonda a pinata, a planner, and a quote book
then ate at islands, where i found
a penis chicken tender!
after islands we went to the mini park and watched the clouds go by
and had little children stare at us.
we got back to gonda's and watched disturbia
since she has hbo now yay!
got back to traceys then went home

so that was my tuesday and wednesday
yesterday i started and finished five people
and today i have nothing to do!
i might hang out with justine again

oh i forgot! justine and i saw miley cyrus on monday!
lol so i guess that was my week.
adios petos

Monday, July 7, 2008

inculta

so i left for palm springs/indio on thursday with the sfeirs and i just got back yesterday.
it was fun, disregarding the 115 degree weather. honestly i was a little nervous going. meeting gabe's whole family for the first time and having to live with them for four days? yeah i was terrified. but after the initial "hi, nice to meet you" i realized there was nothing to be scared about. his family is really cute! theyre so tight knit and you can really feel the love from just watching them. i'm glad i went =)

anywho, i have nothing to do again. i wanna see my cuties because i miss them dearly. let's play!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

visio

facials can go die.
whoever invented them can go die. i didn't get stupid flowers on my face. no i get an extractor.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

mensis

dear menstrual cycle,
you're not being very nice this month. if you can take it a little easier on me, i'd appreciate it. but thank you for coming at the right time, i was expecting you.
-nikki

Sunday, May 18, 2008

dimidium












it's my half birthday today!
6 months until cigarettes
6 months until lotto tickets
6 months until porn
6 months until strip clubs
6 months until voting (even though elections will be over by that time)
6 months to adulthood
really, good luck to me. i know i'm not ready to be an adult. and i don't think the world can handle it.
hopefully in 6 months i'll grow up (as in size that is =])

Saturday, May 17, 2008

estus

i peed about 30 times today.
it's too hot for my bladder to handle

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

impono

cheater, cheater
pumpkin eater

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

schola

so i think i'm decided
GO CORSAIRS!
i'm going to SMC next year
my living status would be:
moved out, bitches!!
i talked to my parents about the whole apartment thing and they actually suggested it. they just said to find some roommates and i'll be fine. living on my own at seventeen? yeah i didn't think it would happen either.

anywho
i'm ready to get out of high school. i'm so sick of it
the only way i can tolerate going to school anymore is my friends. and the awesome trips we're taking together. i'm in the prom committee now. it's gonna be cute, trust. also the whole party bus situation needs to be checked over. the rest of the year is gonna be bomb, just the actual learning in between the fun stuff is killer.
let's graduate already geez!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

aeger

i'm very sick today and didn't go to school
YAY
my day consisted of































































minus marissa
the newer episodes suck
it's all about season one, baby












then i got me some sushi
and miso soup since i didn't get any earlier

so that's the start of my four-day weekend
now i'm going to tend to my foodbaby
goodnight!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

sessio, exspecto, volens

so i got rejected from chapman, because they are stupid bitches
still waiting for usc......hahahaha
and st. john's...probably not going there even if they accept me

i wish i took this whole high school academics thing and college admissions a little more seriously.

i really did want to take a gap year from school and just travel and help people. if i had two years to spare id be in the peace corps in a heartbeat. unfortunately, my parents are too closed minded to see that it would be a huge learning experience for me.

so now that that plan is out of the picture (at least for next year) i'm pretty much clueless on what's going to happen. i'm considering smc, but i reeeeaaaally want to live on my own next year and leave this place. hopefully that's more likely than living in costa rica to save sea turtles

Saturday, February 23, 2008

capillus

so i need a haircut
like a drastic one, i'm really bored with my hair

maybe like this lovely lady's
















or this cutie's


















yeahh anyways don't be surprised if all my hair is chopped off within the next week

Sunday, January 6, 2008

venia

it's a new year
it's time to move on
like really move on
really
i'm totally serious

other people can do it
so i can too