visio

facials can go die.
whoever invented them can go die. i didn't get stupid flowers on my face. no i get an extractor.

mensis

dear menstrual cycle,
you're not being very nice this month. if you can take it a little easier on me, i'd appreciate it. but thank you for coming at the right time, i was expecting you.
-nikki

dimidium

it's my half birthday today!
6 months until cigarettes
6 months until lotto tickets
6 months until porn
6 months until strip clubs
6 months until voting (even though elections will be over by that time)
6 months to adulthood
really, good luck to me. i know i'm not ready to be an adult. and i don't think the world can handle it.
hopefully in 6 months i'll grow up (as in size that is =])

estus

i peed about 30 times today.
it's too hot for my bladder to handle