Tuesday, November 13, 2007

nurtimens

I'm in the mood for some delicious food.
My birthday is coming up and I can't decide where to eat on Saturday.
There's always














yummy food, and the people who've eaten there know.
But, I always go there and I want something a little different.

Like SUSHI!!!

Looked over some places online with Sam during English and we found some places




















Looks like a really cool restaurant. There's one in Studio City, but the pictures from the one in L.A. Sooo hopefully I'll have dinner there. It looks really yummy

If not Sushi Dan then I'll have it at Manna.

I was so busy with stupid Chapman application stuff that I forgot my birthday is this week.
...wow.

birthday = fun/money/presents/sushi/bbq/friends/usc open house -_-

Monday, October 29, 2007

estress

too much to do, I'm getting really jittery
anywhooo here are some highlights from last week:
monday
-_-

tuesday
blood drive=no classes

wednesday
meeting maria menounos

thursday
ugly betty

friday
sushi

saturday
chapman open house
kenny's gig at the 7 year old's debut
driving around with the boy

sunday
boredom
doughnuts
broken cell phone=no broadcast filming =(

today
stressing over applications and halloween costume
chuck


relaxing for a bit
need more fun

Saturday, October 20, 2007

patris

media screenplay

INT. INSIDE A CATHOLIC CHURCH – DAY

Nathan Hudsen, a seventeen year old boy, was walking through the aisles of the Saint Monica Church. Distressed and confused, Nathan walks into a confessional booth to have a heart-to-heart with Father McKenna.

Meanwhile, Mr. McKullen, Father McKenna’s cousin and trusted custodian, was dusting and mopping the other side of Nathan’s confessional.

NATHAN

Father McKenna?

Nathan, being nervous and embarrassed about confessing to the priest, spoke very quickly and incomprehensibly. Mr. McKullen jumped, surprised that someone called his name.

MR. MCKULLEN

Umm…yes?

NATHAN

It’s been about six months since my last confession.

MR. MCKULLEN

Well good for you, kid. If you don’t mind, I’ll be…

NATHAN

I need to confess some shameful things I’ve done.

MR. MCKULLEN

Oh, you’re talking to the wrong…

NATHAN

It’s about Suzy McKullen, Father.

Mr. McKullen leaned in to the screen of the confessional, eager to hear what Nathan had to say about his daughter, Suzy. Mr. McKullen made his best impression of his cousin.

MR. MCKULLEN

Yes, I’m listening, dear son.

NATHAN

Well, Father, Suzy and I went out for around five months or so, and she’s the perfect girl. She’s so smart and beautiful, and she’s funny too! But, I don’t know how things are going right now.

MR. MCKULLEN

That’s fine; she doesn’t need a boyfriend at this age, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell my wife.

NATHAN

Are you allowed to be married?

MR. MCKULLEN

What? Oh, I mean, her mother. Just don’t see my dau…,I mean Suzy again, and God will forgive you.

NATHAN

Father McKenna, I’m not finished with my confession.

MR. MCKULLEN

God’s a quick forgiver! Now I’m sure Suzy’s not perfect for you, so you can just leave now.

NATHAN

She does have one problem; she won’t get past second base.

MR. MCKULLEN

No, she’s a great baseball player! She’s made so many home-runs!

Nathan laughed and leaned away from the screen.

NATHAN

(under his breath)

Not in my field.

Nathan comes back to the screen.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

Look, she’s a great girl. But, sometimes she can’t give a man what he needs.

MR. MCKULLEN

I understand her batting average isn’t what it used to be…

NATHAN

Father, I’m talking about sex.

Mr. McKullen fell back from his chair by the shock that his little girl might not be a virgin anymore.

NATHAN (CONT’D)

Are you alright? I thought I heard something.

MR. MCKULLEN

No, no, I’m fine. I just had a mild stroke, I’m okay. But you, kid, are not! At your age, you should still think she has cooties.

NATHAN

I’m way past that age, Father. But Suzy seems to be thinking along those lines.

MR. MCKULLEN

Thank the Lord!

NATHAN

It’s probably a good thing for her parents. I’m sure they’d be shocked to hear if their little girl wasn’t a virgin anymore.

MR. MCKULLEN

Son, you have no idea.

Mr. McKullen slowly climbed up to his chair.

NATHAN

Well, I have to confess that I cheated on her.

MR. MCKULLEN

I’m sorry, what?

NATHAN

I cheated on Suzy, Father.

Mr. McKullen fell of his chair again.

MR. MCKULLEN

WHAT?! Now see here, bub. That is no way to treat my daughter!

NATHAN

Daughter? Father, I thought you were celibate.

MR. MCKULLEN

I mean, religiously speaking.

NATHAN

(nervously)

Umm, right. Well I’ll take my penance now.

MR. MCKULLEN

Oh no, you’re not leaving yet.

Mr. McKullen sat up on his chair again.

NATHAN

(more panicked)

I thought you said God’s a quick forgiver.

MR. MCKULLEN

Well not through me!

NATHAN

I didn’t mean to kiss that other girl! Well, I did, it’s just Suzy…

MR. MCKULLEN

(interrupting Nathan)

Isn’t right for you, if you want to go gallivanting with other girls!

NATHAN

But, she’s the girl for me!

MR. MCKULLEN

Then you don’t cheat on your girl, Brian.

NATHAN

(confused)

Brian? Who are you talking to?

MR. MCKULLEN

You, you’re Suzy’s boyfriend, Brian.

NATHAN

(angrily under his breath)

Oh. Him. That scumbag.

MR. MCKULLEN

Wait, you’re not Suzy’s boyfriend?

NATHAN

(cries out)

I wish I still was!

MR. MCKULLEN

Nathan?!

NATHAN

Hey, how’d you know, Father McKenna? Is this screen see-through?

MR. MCKULLEN

Nathan, you two broke up ages ago. You’re not cheating on Suzy.

NATHAN

But, I love her! And that random girl was nothing to me.

MR. MCKULLEN

Well maybe that girl can give you what you need, a healthy relationship. Move on, Nathan.

NATHAN

Does moving on include Britney, Jen, Katie, and Monica?

MR. MCKULLEN

Son, you’re not my problem anymore. I suggest you see a priest.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Monday, October 1, 2007

caput jack sparrow

from Keriff's 7th birthday
the cutest little boy of my life
<3

Thursday, September 27, 2007

amantes sunt amentes.

happy
3 year anniversary,
gabe!!


Wednesday, September 26, 2007

quod alius

another short story


I woke up to the screeching sound of some type of bird. Or was it a bird? Oh wait it’s my mother. And suddenly buckets of ice water poured all over my body, as she ripped my down blankets off of me. Yes, God does love me. My mom finally trekked out of my derelict bedroom as I made to get up. I was asleep for another 10 minutes. The hawk came back to peck at me again and I surrendered. The glacial hallway of my ice block of a house presented me with frost bitten toes and my body temperature dropped to sub zero. Is that even possible? Did Dad forget to pay the heating bills? My arctic expedition to the kitchen was brutal in only a pair of sleeping shorts and a t-shirt from when I was 7.

Life got even better at breakfast. My depiction of a gourmet breakfast is: a delicious bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch (note the extravagant “Crunch”), skim milk to wash it down, and a multivitamin. Oh we get even fancier during the weekends, we upgrade to pancakes and whole milk. But the fact that my brother finished the entire box of my beloved Raisin Bran didn’t aid me after my icy trek. Yum, milk and vitamins!

I travelled through the frigidness to get to the bathroom, my salvation, with its glorious heaters! I stepped into the shower and felt the warm rain hit my back, I can hear the Hallelujah chorus! Feelings of rejuvenation coursed through my body and I was no longer in Siberia. I stepped out of the shower and reached for my toothbrush, so happy to get rid of that morning breath (hey, I have people to impress!). My damp, brown, strawberry scented tresses can wait until after I’m finished getting ready. I disappointedly walked out of the sanctuary of a bathroom and a cool draft hit my face, goose bumps all over again.

Now in my “fortress of solitude”, I opened my closet and an assortment of colors were arranged behind the mirrored doors. I picked out a pumpkin polo with a pocket on the sleeve and paired it with a pair of chocolate shorts. Being a girl, I chose another outfit, dark jeans and a plaid button-down. I went through five and ended up wearing my first option. I then used range of hair products to tame my beast like hair, which masked the sweet strawberries with the smell of Mrs. Turnblad’s bee-hive. I smoothed on a pinch of sand beige concealer and a dash of mascara, which turned my eyelashes into a three-legged spider. Finally finished, I went through seven pairs of shoes and walked out the door.

I hopped into the shotgun seat of my dad’s fire engine red, gas-guzzling SUV and went off to hell, I mean high school. We were driving through a labyrinth of streets and onto the great sea of the 101. The busy fish were fighting their ways onto off ramps, pushing to get into the lanes, and showed off their bright red tail lights. Merging onto a different freeway, the ocean became vaster, and there was more space to breathe and let the toxic carbon monoxide flow.

I finally made it to school, late no doubt. Like the day can get any better. And this was just an hour and a half of my daily grind.

sona si latine loqueris

a short story for media class:

I walk down the hair-care aisle of Target, and as I’m looking for my plain ol’ shampoo, I pick up a box of Clairol Hair Color Toasted Almond: Brown #67. The color takes me back to when I was in 7th grade, and I was staring at the same box (though it looked a bit dated then) with my natural dark brown hair hanging over my shoulders. I decided that I needed a change from my normal, boring dark hair, and I bought my first box of Brown #67 that day.

In the 7th grade, there is always a group of girls, popular no doubt, that are in to fashion, hair, make-up; basically, the girly norm. Those girls always new what was in (with the help of their high school sisters), and they were the epitome of cool. Well, the day I bought my first box of hair color was the day I was noticed by their kind. I was invited to eat lunch with them. They all had N*SYNC lunchboxes, and ditched my old friends. By that time they were boring, dark haired dorks. I started noticing boys and gossiping about other girls with my new friends, the girls I trusted most, because they always gave me their honest opinions on my outfit.

I had my eye on the cutest 8th grader in school, and told my best friend, the one who first invited me to eat with the cool girls. Within the next hour, the entire school found out. The ugly side of Brown #67 started to show, but went unnoticed. Rumors began to spread about some of the popular girls, and everyone blamed me for spreading them. My roots started to show through my color treated hair. My best friend became my crush's girlfriend, and then I knew I had to cover up my dark brown with the Toasted Almond again, and get things back to cool-me normal.

The day I went back to Toasted Almond, was the day I went back to the no longer boring me, considering my bleach blonde, frizzy head of hair. The popular girls disowned me and the cute 8th grader had another girl. Alone in my frizzy, frizzy world. I came across my old friend while eating lunch by myself, and apologized for my snobby behavior towards her. She forgave me and actually dug my new ‘do.

I put down the box of Clairol, thanking God that my dark brown locks grew out of its bleached phase. I thought of how many boxes of color the cool girls had bought since then, and I walked away from the hair-care aisle of Target, never touching Brown #67 again.